Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: It’s SPA SPY Day!!!
House of OPCA / Sir Winston! / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: It’s SPA SPY Day!!!

TODAY the alien-dust-moppy thing is away from the House of OPCA for the ENTIRE day!!!! It… it… it is going to Judy’s for a Spa Day to carry on its fraudulent fakery in its bogus attempt to continue FOOL people with its disguise of being a 100% pure SP puppy!!  That CHARLATAN!  But… but… but … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: Is There No LIMIT???
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: Is There No LIMIT???

This is what I want to know: Is there NO limit to the shameful behavior of that charlatan of charlatans alien-dust-moppy thing???? It has been pretending to be WAY sick!!! Say WHAT???? It’s not even whirling dervishing around!!!! I will NOT be taken in by this obvious ploy to seduce sympathy!!! HELLO!!!!! #aliendustmoppything! Hello!!! ― … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: C’est Très Bizarre!!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: C’est Très Bizarre!!!!

It is WAY too weirdo!!! As in… as in… as in intergalactic alien speak: C’est Très Bizarre!!!! The chaos creating Huger than Huge whirling dervish alien-dust-moppy thing has not created ANY chaos today! And.. and… and… it will NOT eat… not ANYTHING!!!!!!!! Not even those better than best treats that the Alien Expert Handler uses … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!:  Et tu, Brute?!!!!
House of OPCA / Old Poodle Consulting & Associates / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: Et tu, Brute?!!!!

I heard it! I heard it! I HEARD IT!!! I heard it with my very own SUPER SONIC ears!!!! There is NO QUESTION about what was whispered!!!! The alien expert handler said… said… said… that SHE and the Huger than HUGE whirling dervish swindling con-artist and DECEIVER of DECEIVERS alien-dust-moppy thing are “BEST BUDS“!!!! Say … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: RUMORS!!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: RUMORS!!!!

I am hearing RUMORS!!!!!! Say WHAT???? RUMORS!!!!! That is precisely what I am hearing… and not the kinda juicy tabloid tell all kinda RUMORS either!!! RUMORS! That’s what I am hearing!!! And they just… they just… they just… better NOT be true!!! ‘Cuz IF they ARE… that Faker Fakester Charlatan of Charlatans… that.. that… that.. … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Attempted Bribery!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Attempted Bribery!!

This is what I know:  I may have mentioned that I have 100% confirmation that the HUGE wriggling-alien-dust-moppy thing is in a delusional state of Alien Psychosis and imagining itself to a true purebred SP puppy (and thus entitled to all the rights conveyed therein of a true 100% purebred SP puppy).  Today, on the eve of the … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Alien Psychosis!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Alien Psychosis!!!

This is what I know:  I have very serious and troubling concerns!!  It is quite evident to (m.e.) that the HUGE wriggling-alien-dust-moppy thing is in the midst of a complete psychotic breakdown… and is starting to believe its own fakery… as in… as in… it’s starting believe it really is a true SP puppy!!!  It … Continue reading