Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: **Further** Epistemological Discoveries in Matters of GREAT Importance!
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Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: **Further** Epistemological Discoveries in Matters of GREAT Importance!

This is what I know: Seeing as I have been BENCHED for the ENTIRE PAPARAZZI season, I have been **further** studying from MOMMA’s philosophy books. As ALL my FANS know, MOMMA has some kind of degrees in Philosophy… the kind of philosophy that concentrates on the areas of epistemology and ethics. Thus, hence, and therefore… … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: It’s SPA SPY Day!!!
House of OPCA / Sir Winston! / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: It’s SPA SPY Day!!!

TODAY the alien-dust-moppy thing is away from the House of OPCA for the ENTIRE day!!!! It… it… it is going to Judy’s for a Spa Day to carry on its fraudulent fakery in its bogus attempt to continue FOOL people with its disguise of being a 100% pure SP puppy!!  That CHARLATAN!  But… but… but … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!:  It’s Called An INTERVENTION!!!!
House of OPCA / Old Poodle Consulting & Associates

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: It’s Called An INTERVENTION!!!!

It called an INTERVENTION!!!!!!! HELLO! I am… I ammm…. I ammm… just GOING to HAVE to meet with them and explain… explain… EVERYTHING I know about that fraudulent, whirling dervish, chaos promoting, Faker-than-Tammy-Faye-Fake alien-dust-moppy thing!!! I must… I must… I must… let them know… like I KNOW… that charlatan can NOT be trusted!!! I’m thinking… … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: Is There No LIMIT???
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: Is There No LIMIT???

This is what I want to know: Is there NO limit to the shameful behavior of that charlatan of charlatans alien-dust-moppy thing???? It has been pretending to be WAY sick!!! Say WHAT???? It’s not even whirling dervishing around!!!! I will NOT be taken in by this obvious ploy to seduce sympathy!!! HELLO!!!!! #aliendustmoppything! Hello!!! ― … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: C’est Très Bizarre!!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: C’est Très Bizarre!!!!

It is WAY too weirdo!!! As in… as in… as in intergalactic alien speak: C’est Très Bizarre!!!! The chaos creating Huger than Huge whirling dervish alien-dust-moppy thing has not created ANY chaos today! And.. and… and… it will NOT eat… not ANYTHING!!!!!!!! Not even those better than best treats that the Alien Expert Handler uses … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!:  Et tu, Brute?!!!!
House of OPCA / Old Poodle Consulting & Associates / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: Et tu, Brute?!!!!

I heard it! I heard it! I HEARD IT!!! I heard it with my very own SUPER SONIC ears!!!! There is NO QUESTION about what was whispered!!!! The alien expert handler said… said… said… that SHE and the Huger than HUGE whirling dervish swindling con-artist and DECEIVER of DECEIVERS alien-dust-moppy thing are “BEST BUDS“!!!! Say … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: RUMORS!!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: RUMORS!!!!

I am hearing RUMORS!!!!!! Say WHAT???? RUMORS!!!!! That is precisely what I am hearing… and not the kinda juicy tabloid tell all kinda RUMORS either!!! RUMORS! That’s what I am hearing!!! And they just… they just… they just… better NOT be true!!! ‘Cuz IF they ARE… that Faker Fakester Charlatan of Charlatans… that.. that… that.. … Continue reading