TODAY the alien-dust-moppy thing is away from the House of OPCA for the ENTIRE day!!!! It… it… it is going to Judy’s for a Spa Day to carry on its fraudulent fakery in its bogus attempt to continue FOOL people with its disguise of being a 100% pure SP puppy!! That CHARLATAN! But… but… but I have sent my most excellent ANTI-alien-dust-moppy thing weapon along with that impertinent impostor: Sir Winston!!! He will be MY War Hero SPY!!! He will spy on that counterfeit sham-artist!!! And we will get to the bottom of its alien trickery!!! It will NEVER suspect what’s going on during SPA SPY Day!!!
You hear THAT you unrelenting, faker of faking being a true SP puppy? Your SECRETS are about to be FOUND OUT by **MY** War Hero SPY!!! You will no longer be able to FOOL anyone! Nope. Nope. Nope!!! HELLO!!!
~ gotta think this through some more…
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