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Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: C’est Très Bizarre!!!!

It is WAY too weirdo!!! As in… as in… as in intergalactic alien speak: C’est Très Bizarre!!!! The chaos creating Huger than Huge whirling dervish alien-dust-moppy thing has not created ANY chaos today! And.. and… and… it will NOT eat… not ANYTHING!!!!!!!! Not even those better than best treats that the Alien Expert Handler uses to trick it into moderation behavior!! Say WHAT??? That’s just… just… just… BIZARRE! I think that is just taking this fakery-of-fake-being WAY sick too far!! Even if it was playing WAY sick to get outta going to alien-dust-moppy school it should at **LEAST** take some kinda treat or something or… or… or… drink some water so it doesn’t go BUG EYED, right???? HELLO! It doesn’t even know how to properly pretend to play WAY sick like a SP puppy!

~ gotta think this through some more

C'est Très Bizarre!

#aliendustmoppything! Hello!!!

― Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!

via Miss Elita.


One thought on “Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News!: C’est Très Bizarre!!!!

  1. Miss Elita, if I didn’t know you’d better, I’d say you were genuinely worried about the alien dust mop. In fact, I’m going out on a limb here, I think you really are worried. You sure have me worried.

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