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Today’s Miss Elita’s (m.e.) News!: Say WHAT??? CHIQUI is in TROUBLE… AGAIN!!

Ohh NO! Oh WoWZA!!!!! This is so NOT happening… except… except… except… IT IS!!!  IT IS HAPPENING!!!

This is what I know: CHIQUI – a very nearly close relative of mine – is in TROUBLE… AGAIN!!! Say WHAT??? HELLO!!!!

CHIQUI!  MDAS ~ Animal ID# A1246221

First, the evidentiary FACTS! CHIQUI – a very nearly close relative of mine – was tossed aside by his owners at the delicate age of eight years (ALMOST MY AGE – HELLO!) on the fateful day of August 12, 2013… when… when… when… they egregiously LIED to him by telling him they were going for a “fun ride in the car and a spa day.”  NOPE! NADA! NO WAY!!!  What they DID was drop him off at a HIGH KILL shelter known to us in the BIZ… as MDAS (that is short for Miami Dade Animal Services)… and I am in the BIZ of knowing these things of astonishingly great IMPORTANCE!!!!

Thereafter, matters became bewilderingly humiliating when CHIQUI – a very nearly close relative of mine – was classified by MDAS as “female”…  NOPE!  HE is NOT a SHE!!!  And as I mentioned… I am in the BIZ of knowing these things of astounding IMPORTANCE!!!! Thus, therefore, hence… it was incumbent upon (m.e.) to correct that gross oversight! Which I did… PROMPTLY!

Were that enough for a very nearly close relative of mine? Apparently not!!! Because then CHIQUI – a very nearly close relative of mine – was flagrantly mislabeled as… as… as… a Shih Tzu… when HE clearly is a very nearly close relative of mine…which… which… which… means POODLE!!! HELLO!!! So… if you are in the BIZ of knowing matters of amazing importance… this sort of mislabeling increases the EU risk of a very nearly close relative of mine by 85%!!! Yes! 85%!!! So there HE was… on the EU list – which is not to be confused by SANTA’s list … all because he had the audacity to TRUST his humans of 8 years that they were going on a “fun ride in the car and a spa day.”

Despite all these flagrant misrepresentations from all sources… CHIQUI – a very nearly close relative of mine – escaped the terrors of the EU list on September 3, 2013 because he was ADOPTED!!! HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!! We ALL yelled at the TOP of… of… of… our voices and barks. But NOT any longer!!! On account of… on account of… on account of… CHIQUI – a very nearly close relative of mine – who escaped the terrors of the EU list on September 3, 2013 has just been forsaken AGAIN by his new humans… when he was fooled into believing he was going for a “fun day at the park.” NOPE! NADA! NO WAY!!! He’s BACK at that HIGH KILL shelter as of December 8, 2013!! SAY WHAT??? Can you even believe it????? Not even I could believe it when Momma told (m.e.) that CHIQUI was in TROUBLE AGAIN after we had all celebrated! Say WHAT??? Seriously??? HELLO!!!! Taking advantage of a return policy???

We gotta get CHIQUIa very nearly close relative of mine – outta there and with some GOOD PATIENT PEOPLE this time!!! So please HELP (m.e.)!!!

~ gotta think this through some more

http://www.facebook.com/OPCA.Shelter.Network.Alliance

http://opca4rescue.com/

To Make a Life Saving Rescue Pledge via OPCA: http://opca4rescue.com/opca-shelter-network-alliance/pledge/

CHIQUI’s ORIGINAL THREAD LINKS:

MDAS Animal ID# A1246221

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=623864860981254&set=a.217775651590179.64764.191859757515102&type=1&theater

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=621810671186673&set=a.217775651590179.64764.191859757515102&type=1&theater

via Miss Elita.

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