Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Alien Intensity!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Alien Intensity!!

This is what I know:  I may have mentioned that I demanded an OPCA Poodle Consultants Summit.  So, I have had to intensify my squirrel’s eye surveillance on the HUGE wriggling-alien-dust-moppy-thing in preparation for this OPCA Poodle Consultants Summit – which is to be held on… on… March 15 – the Ides Of March!!  There is ever … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News:  OPCA Summit – PLEASE!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: OPCA Summit – PLEASE!!!

It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s a… it’s…  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!  SAY WHAT???!!!  What the HECK is that HUGE whirling-wriggling-alien-dust-moppy-thing doing with MY TENNIS BALL???!!!!  This just cannot be tolerated! I’m calling an OPCA Poodle Consultants Summit!!!!!!!  There has GOT to be an “Alien-Dust-Moppy Embargo Act” that can be summoned and I plan to see it through to the highest levels … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: It’s Only A Matter Of Time!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: It’s Only A Matter Of Time!

This is what I know:  The alien-whirling-dervish-dust-moppy-thing is falling apart!!  It’s true!  It’s losing pieces of itself on nearly a daily basis.  So, I’m thinking… I’m thinking… I’m thinking it’s only a matter of time before the whole alien dust moppy thing disintegrates and disappears!  That’s what I’m thinking!  You see, almost every day for … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: It’s All in The Evidence!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: It’s All in The Evidence!!!

This is what I know:  The HUGE wriggling, non-stop, alien dervish dust moppy thing continues its outlandish charade… hoping to further trick unsuspecting souls into believing it’s a SP puppy.  I have stayed vigilant! I have remained on SWAT Poodle Alert… and I have… I have… on account of steadfast surveillances on the wriggling – … Continue reading