House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: It’s OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

This is what I know:  Something has GOT to be DONE!!!!!  That HUGE 23 lb alien dust moppy thing is WAY out of control!!!  The list of “clueless” infractions is growing by the hour!  That’s right – by the hour not the day!!!  First:  the scary alien made its way into MY HOUSE!!!  What the heck?  I don’t need anything or anyone thinking matters must taken to clean or in any way start messing with MY HOUSE!!!!  So, what the heck is that HUGE 23 lb alien dust moppy thing doing sashaying into MY HOUSE!!!  Well, as soon as it emerged… I let it know!  I let it know that it is NOT to let itself into MY HOUSE, or even come near MY HOUSE!  And so what does it do?  It starts to go back into MY HOUSE!!!  Hello!!!!  Out of there!!!

Alien Dust Mop Party

So it starts whizzing & running all over… on account I let it know AGAIN that it’s not to hold alien dust mop parties in MY HOUSE.  And when it starts all that whizzing & running frenetically all over the House of OPCA… I chase it!!!  Then Miss Adele joins the chase and then… and then…  and… Say WHAT?????!!!!  The alien dust mop swoops around, doubles back, bounds and then… and then… starts chasing Miss Adele and (m.e.)!!!  Holy, bouncing dust fur feathers!!
And then what happens next?  Well… yesterday while Momma is cooking breakfast for Miss Adele and (m.e.) the HUGE 23 lb alien dust moppy thing starts to put itself up on the stove.  Now that is just wrong!  Interfering with the OPCA Poodle Consultant’s breakfast will create chaos in the universe.  This is a known fact!  And now the alien dust mop is taunting the laws of universal chaos in the most egregious manner possible: by attempting to set itself on fire so the whole House of OPCA will fill with smoke and set off  the excruciating smoke sound machine into a blaring state… causing everyone in the House of OPCA to evacuate!  Luckily…  Momma is pretty swift and commanding and averted disaster in this instance.  But not this morning!!!  The alien dust mop launched itself up in the air while Momma was washing the canine food bowls to prepare breakfast…  only this time… this time the HUGE 23 lb alien dust moppy thing caught Momma by surprise on account of her back was turned… on account she was washing the canine food bowls.  Hello!!!!  Don’t taunt the laws of universal chaos by interfering with the OPCA Poodle Consultant’s breakfast!!!

BAM!!!!  Pow!!! Splash!!!!  Shriek!!! Oh Nooooooooooo!!!!!  N – O – O – O – O – O- O – O!!!!!!!!!  The HUGE 23 lb alien dust moppy thing landed in the kitchen sink!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Something has GOT to be DONE!!!!!  And so, I issue my protest.  Something has GOT to be DONE!!!!!  That alien dust mop must not be allowed to wreck such havoc – especially when it interferes with the OPCA Poodle Consultant’s breakfast!  This can not be tolerated one more hour!!  And so…  swoosh!  Dad collects the HUGE wriggling 23 lb alien dust mop…  and puts it in the car!  Problem solved!!!  The House of OPCA has been returned to a serene state of calm.

I just don’t get why Dad didn’t take all the alien dust mop’s box of stuff with him and It

Gotta think this through some more…

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2 thoughts on “Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: It’s OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

  1. Miss Elita, Sounds like she is keeping you on your toes or I should say on your paws. I think the alien dust mop has special powers if she can jump into a sink!!! I would get into your alert state because I think she’ll be back 🙂

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