Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Its BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Its BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy prancing poodle paws!!!  Its BACK!!! The HUGE 23 lb alien dust moppy thing is BACK… and it’s got a disguise!!!!  It’s disguising itself as… as… as…  a POODLE!!!!!!!!! I absolutely know it’s the same alien dust moppy thing on account of it follows Momma around everywhere she goes… just like the alien dust mop!   It curls … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: It’s OUT OF CONTROL!!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: It’s OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

This is what I know:  Something has GOT to be DONE!!!!!  That HUGE 23 lb alien dust moppy thing is WAY out of control!!!  The list of “clueless” infractions is growing by the hour!  That’s right – by the hour not the day!!!  First:  the scary alien made its way into MY HOUSE!!!  What the heck?  I don’t need anything or … Continue reading

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Holy Crazy Wriggling Dust Mop, Alien!!!
House of OPCA / The "alien-dust-moppy thing"!!!

Today’s Miss Elita (m.e.) News: Holy Crazy Wriggling Dust Mop, Alien!!!

This is what I know:  Momma has clearly lost all her sensibilities… and I have serious concerns that Dad will soon be as loony!  From what I can discern,  Momma is a spy agent.  It’s crazy!!! I know!!!   But wait till you hear the evidence – it is 100% irrefutable! It all started a short … Continue reading